Shitcoin Newsletter #116 - "Buying more anyways"

Yo Shitcoiners,

Did you cash out at the top? We thought not but that’s okay, you are in good company. We imagine many of our readers are true degenerates like us. They ride the waves. We hope this newsletter can serve as your “Bitcoin and shitcoins anonymous” meeting.

This week was all about Bitcoin getting near all time high. Here is some of our favourite content with that in mind. First up, a cracker of a tune.

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Zerohedge and Pomp were making comparisons.

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We will just leave this here…

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Cobie was wondering why you were still broke as fuck.

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Meanwhile, Adam and Samson were enjoying the pump from Malta.

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Maybe it was obvious we had reached some sort of top when a 90’s talkshow host (yes, you probably watched that drivel when you were younger) is telling you to hold her bags. OK Boomer.

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Now that everyone seems to be an expert crypto trader, this may be a good time to start posting about CME GAPS.

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At least chicks are now accepting BTC for foot pics!

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With all of that said, you may be thinking we’re telling you this is the top ourselves. We never said that. We are degens. We live by the below. Are you ready to go all in?

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Bitcoin was doing so good no one cared about the Cato monetary policy conference. Shock.

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If you didn’t notice, Bitcoin took a “leg down” as the traders say. It may be just a coincidence, but China confiscated a ton of coins.

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In memory of one of the greats, “fuck you bears.”

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Be more like Alex too.

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Anyway, it could be worse, you could have bought Ripple at $0.92.

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Now to Craig. Faketoshi is getting into art.

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Here is Calvin Ayre with some questionable claims.

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And Fluffy telling us he’s done.

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Speaking of scammy sounding things.

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Now let’s turn our attention to ETH. This week saw 524,288 ETH deposited to the Ethereum 2.0 staking contract.

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Cobie told it how it is.

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Now to good friend of Shitcoin.com, Lawson Baker. His company, MoneyMail is hiring! We highly recommend you take a look. There are some spicy roles…

As we near the end, here is some Luke Dashjr. Luke evidently hates his kids.

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We finish this one with Tone. He hates Australia.

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There you have it. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too! You know you want to.

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Team Shitcoin.com