Shitcoin Newsletter #125 - Elon, Doge, Moon!

Yo Shitcoiners,

What a time to be alive. Elon is pumping Bitcoin and Doge, everyone is adding quiffs to their profile pictures in support of r/wallstreetbets and our portfolios look better than ever. We hope you enjoy this latest edition of the newsletter, there’s a lot to get through.

Big news this week was that the world’s meme-iest Billionaire finally told the world he likes a little Bitcoin.

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There was also a crossover between stonks and crypto that we hadn’t really witnessed before. Justin took the opportunity to pump TRON.

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And get a dope new profile picture in the process.

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As the GME hype train subsided it was only a matter of time before the money moved into decentralised markets. The r/wallstreetbets homies expanded their horizons and entered crypto (via Doge), at one point pushing the price to $0.07 per coin.

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Elon called it.

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Peter also called it. Although we’re unsure on the legitimacy of this particular claim.

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We are happy to report that Cobie managed to get some diamonds out of the pump. Well played ser.

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Some were not so lucky. This video is must watch.

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As the Doge pump levelled out, Elon dropped another bomb on us as he started inadvertently shilling.

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After all, it’s prime time to be getting out of that filthy fiat with the dollar shorting itself…

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If all of this isn’t enough for you to change your investment/degen thesis then here is a great explanatory meme that you need to check out.

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Cousin gets it.

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With all of this going on it’s worth reminding you how worse off you’d be if you followed Peter Schiff’s advice.

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Now to Romano. He has been busy schooling Twitter with life lessons.
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Unfortunately though, even if he calls his parents by their first names he was having a rough day on the stomach and dental front.

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Here’s a post from Peter. He bought his Dad a sick new whip!

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Sam Bankman-Fried on the other-hand is not buying any new vehicles as he believes your withdrawals should be free. Should we start a GoFundMe to get Sam a PJ?

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We are happy to report that FTX has enjoyed insane uptime. They appear to be able to manage the volume. Coinbase have not been so great in recent weeks.

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In the final bit of company news this week, Jihan is out of Bitmain.

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Now to round this one off we venture into an interesting corner of crypto. Crypto astrology. Maren has popped up and built a cult audience. Here is one of her latest tips.

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The best bit about this is that astrology twitter hate her.

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That's it for this week. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too.

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Team Shitcoin.com