Yo Shitcoiners,
This week we have a whole lot of simping, big moves by the big dogs, fashion and memes. Oh and did we mention that the market tanked a little today? It’s a real shitstorm. Remember to catch the latest on YouTube if you prefer.
The simping is what you are here for though right? IreneDAO started doing the rounds with simps clambering to get their hands on an NFT.
All may not have been as it seemed though as rumours swirled that the DAO was not actually being controlled by Irene Zhao herself. Ouch.
Word on the street is Beanie is the man behind the project. Here’s some aftermath shenanigans for you.
Anyways, back to the NFTs and simping. Ghozali, the Indonesian student who sold over $1m worth of self portraits is open to a meetup.
Some women of crypto were not going to be capitalising on this new model.
There will always be simps waiting if you change your mind.
We divert your attention to UpOnlyTV. They had Vitalik on!
Catch the full episode in the links below. Here is one of our favourite clips from the episode.
To some big moves from the industry. FTX are planning a $60m campus!
In less inspiring news you may soon be able to shop with your $WMART and buy NFTs off the shelf. Revolutionary?
Neeraj will be first in line for a job.
Meta are trying to get in on the action too.
Meta have a market cap around fifty times larger than El Salvador, but it’s great to see a nation state downgrading debt via Bitcoin trades. GMI.
This group of degens however, NGMI.
They should have just spent those millions on a bulk order of Fendi x Ledger bags instead. Oh wait, these are pointless too. This bag/hardware wallet combo is horrible OPSEC.
Are you wondering how to accumulate wealth and afford that Fendi bag? Well, it’s simple.
KSI however would tell you it’s not that simple.
This industry is scam city. It is worrying that someone with 26 BTC sitting around would fall for a Michael Saylor giveaway scam though.
Matty would never fall for such a thing. He’s autistic.
We round this off with a couple of shills. First, our sponsor SideShift.ai had day when it came to staking rewards.
Regardless of if you are a stakoooor, moonboy or hodler, it’s written guys, we are going to make it.
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Team Shitcoin.com