Newsletter #179 - War Bad, Crypto Good

Yo Shitcoiners,

Before we dive in, remember you can catch all of the action on YouTube!

Reports recently surfaced of a “full scale invasion” of Ukraine by Russia. We imagine like many of us you are trying to work out why your bags are tanking. Here’s Sam with a top of the bell curve breakdown of why you are financially ruined.

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Putin should have just picked up the JPEG instead.

Meanwhile, in Canada shit has been hitting the fan as well. The Ontario Securities Commission began an attack on Jesse and Brian. Supposedly governments don’t like their citizens having a solid grasp on crypto privacy.

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As Ledger reported the news, crypto twitter turned words into art.

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If you are looking for a good read about Bitcoin and it’s place in all of this, dive into the article below.

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Here’s another Marty appearance for you.

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Meanwhile the FBI are getting their team some training of their own.

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RIP staff at The Federal Reserve.

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Also RIP to one basement dweller who boasted about $250m of futures under management.

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He should have hedged.

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If you stole 3.6 million ether, would you admit it? Following an investigation by Laura Shin, former TenX CEO, Toby Hoenisch has come under the spotlight as the possible hacker of The DAO.

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Meanwhile, Peter has started moving out of his “bitcoin influencer” lane and Cobie doesn’t like it.

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One guy firmly in his lane is this next NFT collector. Either the reserve bid was privately met or he was just trolling Sotheby’s.

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A small number of OpenSea users had their NFTs removed from their possession thanks to a phishing scam. Oops.

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The hacker conveniently exploited the contract as the CEO was on stage at Ethereum Denver.

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Or was he making it rain… we jest, this is not the CEO of OpenSea but we wish it was.

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The percentage of NFT holders losing their precious JPEGs is on the up. Scams on scams.

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Here’s one guy who got rugged by the onboard wifi. Scams are everywhere.

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This new breed of crypto participants do not take in on the chin like men, they go crying to their lawyers about the wrong button they pressed. We are not the same.

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Ethereum Denver happened last week. They clearly do not understand the high level of virginity of the conference attendees.

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Vitalik knows his audience though. How does it feel to know your financial security is in this man’s hands?

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We hope Vitalik would never rug us. He’s a man of integrity. Atom Protocol however, they would and they did. At least they said sorry?

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We end this one with a shoutout to Bitlord. At Shitoin.com HQ we are wishing you a speedy recovery.

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Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next week!

Team Shitcoin.com