Newsletter #181 - Bullish On Memes

Hey Shitcoiners,

Before we jump in, here is the YouTube link for those who don't like reading.

It’s looking bleak out there. It’s as if we are all the hodlers of last resort. Capitulation is all around but our bodies are ready for anything that comes at us whether that’s a bear market or infinite up only. Some are bailing though.

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We will get through this… with memes.

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Bitcoin has been teasing us as of late. Pumping, dumping and enjoying some crab market action.

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While we all complain about not making 10% gains per day, one individual activated a gigachad account. Did this guy just get out of prison?

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That hodler was around in the early days. The story of Satoshi is still very unclear. Here’s Elon to shed some light on the origin story.

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To fit with our narrative, we would like to think the big brain that brought us Bitcoin was a virgin basement dweller.

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Girlfriends are a contentious topic around here. A quick note to confirm that simping for Irene does not make her your girlfriend. Happy belated International Women’s Day!

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To Ukraine, the bulk of your donations are going to military support. How do you feel?

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Those of you who donated to Ukraine DAO, you thought you were not getting an airdrop but you were mistaken. REKT.

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Warren will always be a party pooper. Supposedly Putin and his cronies will use crypto to evade sanctions. She’s evidently still worried about those shadowy super coders.

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Warren always thinks the worst. She probably doesn’t like Anonymous either (they are shadowy super coders). They are supporting Ukraine by offering bounties on tanks!

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At Shitcoin.com we are here to show you that it could always be worse, just look at this next guy. Imagine losing $1 million dollars on a JPEG rock?

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Continuing with an @inversebrah segue here. Zach thought it was time to share the Solana VC bukkake with the world.

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One CT member made a google search they would never forget.

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Has anyone been following HEX lately? We haven’t either. Eric with a tweet next that sums up where they are at.

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Many call HEX a scam. Many also call Tai Lopez a scam. Will his private jets and supercars work for him and his knew crypto angle? Likely yes. There are plenty of suckers around here.

Speaking of scams Crypsy is back in the news!

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Miami coin promised the world, yet all they could muster up was a 95% loss for their holders. Do you remember how much they were pushing Bitcoin? It’s a shame they capitulated and joined the shitcoinery. RIP.

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Despite the ups and downs, we are confident most of you are going to make it, especially readers of the weekly round-up. Although some of us might not want to anymore.

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Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next week!

Team Shitcoin.com