Newsletter #182 - Market Boring, Let's Gamble!

Yo Shitcoiners,

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The market is a little boring but your favorite crypto personalities know how to keep it spicy. This week saw Cobie serving as custodian for bets on the future of LUNA. @AlgodTrading thinks it’s going to tank. The CEO of Luna thinks otherwise.

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If you thought those numbers were hefty, GCR jumped in on the same bet but at 10x. Kwon put his money where his mouth is and accepted.

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Good friend of Shitcoin.com Jmo managed to get a bit of action on this as well. Too good an opportunity to pass up?

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For those of you looking for an explanation of the terms, here you go. Read the thread.

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Holding $2m in your MetaMask seems a little crazy but $22m? Cobie now has a hefty wallet… or a new identity.

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Here’s a glimpse into Cobie’s future.

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While many resort to degeneracy to make it through this crab market, the big boys are still hodling. Saylor up next making a case for Bitcoin. Elon said what we were all thinking.

However, he did shill his bags. He’s still in. GMI.

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Elon continues having an interesting week. Here he is posting a message from the head of the Chechen Republic. Hello, Elona.

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Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs) are slowly creeping into the narrative. Biden wants to create one. Let’s hope he doesn’t.

If you think the world is burning around you, here is Arthur Hayes with confirmation that it is.

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So much misery! Let’s lighten the mood. Hard Rock Nick here pleading with Anchorage to offer Avalanche custodian support, NOW!

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Do you have an ape? If you do then get your airdrop.

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For those who are not eligible, Davis warned you, don’t ape in. We wonder how well this will age.

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Speaking of NFTs one guy bought what he thought was a 1-of-1 Rare Pepe. He was wrong.

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And the award for most useless NFT goes to…

Picture this. A project thinks you are holding too many coins. You are a whale. The project decides they don’t like how big a whale you are. They petition to kill you. Awkward!

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That whale is having a bad day but here's someone have an equally shitty time. Getting liquidated while watching the“Greatest Pokimane thicc butt compilation of all time”.

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Those Binance notifications are what nightmares are made of. At least CZ is getting rich though.

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Meanwhile LinksDAO are hitting the fairway!

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We leave you with this. Don’t bet on people, bet on the technology bro.

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Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next week!

Team Shitcoin.com