Newsletter #244 - No Pump & Lots of Shenanigans

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We have some good news! After a little vacation, Wage Cucking With Jmo is back next week. While you wait for that be sure to get up to speed with the latest episodes over on YouTube, Spotify or one of your favourite podcast platforms. You’ll be in good company.

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All in all, it’s been a pretty uneventful week. Many anticipated a pump with Hong Kong opening its doors to crypto trading. However, that was not the case.

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Despite that, the infrastructure is being built. First Digital announced the launch of a new USD-pegged stablecoin on BNB Smart Chain.

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As Binance goes for a more regulated approach, those with a privacy focus are coming under the hammer. French residents have lost access to many privacy coins old and new. RIP.

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Those who prefer to stay away from CEXes will have undoubtedly come across Multichain. Rumours began to swirl this week that something was up. Jmo thought that might be the case.

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And right he was! Zhaojun was uncontactable and the team couldn’t get server access. They should just start guessing passwords. Our best guess is zhaojunrules123.

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While Multichain is on the ropes, Layer Zero has been going from strength to strength. They recently announced an integration with MIM.

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In other collaboration news, Peter Schiff is making us all confused as he gets involved with Ordinals. Ahh! He’s inscribingggg!

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This next guy is just as confused as Peter. We didn’t know food coin trading was a thing. From COCK to BEEF. What a world we live in.

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To PulseChain news next. If you were an early LP on Richard’s Uniswap fork, we have some bad news for you.

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Maybe the people Richard hired to do the clone were too busy sending literal shit to McCormack.

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It is PVP out there and while Zach does his best to have our back, the scams just keep on coming.

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If you keep sending ETH to random addresses in the hope of amazing returns, we can confidently say it’s highly likely that you are NGMI.

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The scammers are getting savvier!

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But alas, the IRL criminals are still trying to StEaL tHoSe BiTcOiNs.

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We round this one off with a message from Bitlord. He doesn’t think we have it in us. This sounds like a challenge. Let’s get it.

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That's all for this week. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next time.

Team Shitcoin.com