Newsletter #261

Hey Shitcoiners,

This week on Wage Cucking With Jmo we had another cracker of an episode! Jmo and Andreas caught up with CT legend Ansem (aka @blknoiz06). Don’t miss this one.

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In this industry there are always shenanigans, or at the very least, suggestions of shenanigans! CZ had a PR disaster as a photo of him and Gatita Yan circulated. Who is Gatita you ask? She’s an influencer who sells sex toys and is quite prominent on OnlyFans.

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CZ’s PR team were quick to tell people they shouldn’t read into the photo.

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Gatita however, was not very happy. She was just shilling her friend.tech!

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Live by the shill, die by the shill.

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In other Binance news, they are getting rid of their Russia business.

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CZ here with the details.

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This edition of the newsletter has been all CZ so far. We’ll round off his presence in this newsletter with a spicy comment to his compadre, Justin Sun.

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To FTX updates! SBF will not be getting out of jail for his criminal trial, which is set to start in October… we will undoubtedly be busy with the coverage at Shitcoin.com HQ.

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Saylor has been doing some DCA to try and get his average price down. This man deserves a pump.

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He’s forgotten what profit feels like.

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What does he know?

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While Saylor is buying, it looks like Vitalik might be selling. We can’t imagine what Vitalik spends his money on. He doesn’t have much room in that backpack of his.

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A reminder from Fluffy that this is not using Bitcoin. McDonald’s should take the Happy Meal back to teach those kids a lesson.

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BitBoy has been getting too much attention lately so we’ll keep the mention of him brief. He had a controversial week. To keep you in the loop, he went to the house of the guy who he says stole his Lambo, accompanied by the woman he cheated on his wife with. Then he got arrested.

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New content dropping soon!

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Chun shared his thoughts on the situation, referencing his recent run-in with New Zealand customs.

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Imagine being a decentralized network that got hacked via a centralized service? Yikes.

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Those who lost funds on Mixin could probably do with this bracelet right about now.

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All they had to do was buy USDT.

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We round this edition off with Gainzy destroying a crypto tax app. RIP.

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That's all for this week. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com

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Newsletter #261 - Selfies