Newsletter #264 - Not This Time

Hi Shitcoiners,

If you are looking for the scoop on the Solana ecosystem, you might want to check out the latest episode of Wage Cucking With Jmo with Anders from marginfi! Check it out and stay informed.

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An hour in crypto can often feel like a lifetime. This scene looks all too familiar.

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But what if?

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There was big news this week around the Bitcoin ETF. Cointelegraph reported that it had been approved. It was not approved.

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This isn’t their fault, it’s a problem with society!

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Queue the memes.

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And also queue the new template for getting rich in crypto. Genius!

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BlackRock CEO, Larry Fink, doesn’t follow the timeline like you do, anon. He’s busy doing other things. He is pretty bullish on “crypto” though.

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And why does he keep calling it crypto? It’s quite simple.

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Here’s a glimpse into the future.

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While the US are making strides towards a Bitcoin ETF, in Europe they want you to know that you are not protected! Welp.

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The jostling between Bitcoiners and ETH-heads continues. This is uncanny in more ways than one.

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Gwart is possibly one of our favourite anon accounts. Get yourself comfortable, it’s story time!

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Alex Wice spun up his own version… Hayden Adams has a prominent role.

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Why did Alex mention Hayden was putting that money in his pocket? Well, it turns out Uniswap are adding a 0.15% fee onto your trades if you swap on their website. Ouch.

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It has begun.

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If you fancy some positivity from Vitalik we have you covered. He is telling you to get off your ass and get shilling guys.

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After another week in the courtroom, we have received more snippets from the FTX debacle. SBF accidentally added another zero.

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And his lawyers are making sure he’s juiced up to the gills for any court appearances he makes. You have to keep that man sharp!

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But why rest at keeping him dosed up for court? Let’s keep him up all night while we’re at it.

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Another reminder for a burning question we all have, where is Trabucco?

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We don’t know if he was considered a part of the harem, but it’s worth noting that this is what peak female sexual performance looks like. So grippy.

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To more bearish news now. Barry is getting sued.

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Maybe it’s time for the Americans in the space to move to greener pastures abroad. They must spread the word on Butcoin!

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We round this one off with a pep talk from CZ. Open your eyes, anon.

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That's all for this week. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com