Newsletter #268 - Pre-Rich (Or Not)

Hey Shitcoiners,

The prices have barely changed since last week, but we have had euphoric highs and incredible lows in the meantime. If you are new around here, we’d like to remind you how quickly things can go downhill.

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The only way to maintain the exuberant youth of “day 1” is to commit to “the missoooooor” life. Basically miss everything.

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You might have been feeling pre-rich at the start of the week. You may not be feeling so pre-rich now.

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The number of pre-rich is growing. If you have millions, you are in this category. You must acquire at least another zero or two to upgrade your status.

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Saylor is definitely in the “rich” category. He’s so rich that he now goes on extremely random tangents. Here’s his latest, which includes talking about having high conviction on a single chair. Bullish.

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Vitalik is also all in… on prayers.

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CZ has other aspirations however, he gets his kicks out of building.

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If you stick around in crypto long enough you get to have a portfolio like this next guy. Do you remember when everything had a token? Those were the days.

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The charts of the aforementioned tokens might look something like BSV. This “turning of the tide” on their chart might give Potcoin holders the hopium they need.

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Chun has been doing quite a bit of international travel this year. We wonder what he’s up to in Kabul.

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He’s doing recon.

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While Chun doxxes the location of Bitcoin in Afghanistan, Brett Harrison has been doxxing the phone number of Ice Bagz. RIP.

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Shots fired.

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In a convenient segue, you might remember how the former CEO of The Block was publicly shamed for his secret dealings with SBF. Well, now The Block has bought him out with a recent majority stake sale. Spicy!

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Bitlord is hoping for a multi-million dollar valuation of his own as he raised a sizeable chunk of change for a presale. That’s a lot of commitment for a project we know nothing about.

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Was the market sell-off caused by Bitlord? Welp.

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It’s the year 2024.

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It’s going to be a big year.

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You might even get to sample some wine that tastes like animal piss if you attend the live show!

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The attacks never end in crypto. Imagine being a hacker thinking you hit the jackpot, and then accidentally burning the majority of the tokens. NGMI.

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Meanwhile, over at Stars Arena, things are not looking up either. Word on the street is that funds are not safu.

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Nothing is safu in this world. A guy who worked at the Federal Reserve is now a Hexican. You can’t make this shit up.

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You have many choices in this life. Which door will you take?

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We round this one off with a reminder from Jmo that you shouldn’t feel bad if you aren’t nailing every move. CT is a cesspool of FOMO.

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That's all for this week. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com