Newsletter #280 - Feeling Scholarly

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We hope you are all enjoying this market. It’s looking pretty good out there. Don't click the overcuck your buttons too much and maybe, just maybe, you might make it.

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If you were feeling fairly pre-rich before, you might be feeling even more pre-rich now.

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Are you waiting for a pullback, anon? We don’t have our crystal ball with us right now, but it might never be coming.

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Don’t be like Capo.

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We have no idea what this next tweet from WhalePanda means. All we know is number go up.

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2024 is looking like it could be airdrop szn. Crypto Twitter was filled with degenerates speculating on actions to qualify for whatever is next.

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The Starknet airdrop is coming soon. Imagine you created a script to Sybil the STRK airdrop and were rewarded in STRK for your GitHub contribution. It’s a wild world we live in.

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Ethereum stakers like this next guy are eligible to receive some STRK tokens. Imagine having $90M staked from a hot wallet on your computer at home. This guy has big cajones.

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@inversebrah.

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When there are so many points up for grabs, there is no time for Netflix and chill. The points must be farmed!

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We will keep farming until the ultimate signal appears. Are you wondering what that is? It’s a crypto tweet from Randi Zuckerberg.

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It is time to become studious. Study the Ethereum co-founders.

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There are a few of them we didn’t know about, and they will dump on you.

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This market has many of us feeling scholarly.

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According to Gwart, being a young person studying crypto governance might not turn out too well. Your scholarly efforts may lead to some severe long-term mental health consequences.

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In other news, Bitcoiners were sent into a frenzy as Biden tweeted laser eyes.

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Don’t get too excited though. Supposedly they are just into something called “dark brandon”. If this helps with sending us to $100k, who cares.

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In other world leader news, Putin had his highly anticipated interview with Tucker Carlson. This served as a great opportunity for crypto-related memes.

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Ansem is longing stacks and he might get a date out of it!

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They seem to enjoy reading angry reply guy tweets.

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The same people sending angry tweets are probably the same 84 people petitioning for the price of HBAR to be restored. NGMI.

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The price of early NFTs might be making a comeback too. Oh wait, that’s a typo.

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The same people queuing up for this BAYC party are the same people buying MoonCats. It is your job to deconstruct this information and do everything you can to not be one of these people.

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Hard Rock Nick can do what he wants though. He’s built different. It seems like Bitlord is trying to take over Nick’s throne. That specific trim looks rather similar.

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Bitlord and Nick are two of our favourite content creators in this space, but Nick is tough to beat. His Cameo account churns out gold.

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We round this one off with a reminder that Bitlord can deliver gold too. Brothers and sisters, we have been chosen.

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That's all for this week. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com