Newsletter #301 - Make It Make Sense

Hi Shitcoiners,

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The meta is changing by the day. Your favourite CT accounts are flip-flopping on the shortest timeframes we have ever seen. It’s a wild time to be alive. Does conviction even exist anymore?

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The Germany FUD is still a focal point and earlier this week another sizeable outflow took place.

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Make it make sense!

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Who knew that selling Bitcoin and losing in major sporting events was so closely correlated? Justin has it all worked out.

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While many of you were staring at charts and praying for a positive breakout, the Ethereum aficionados were in Brussels. We are getting strong “former band” vibes from this trio.

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However, Brussels was not all fun and games. Criminals in the de-facto capital of the EU were ready to take advantage of the decentralization enjoyooors.

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The event itself was not safe either.

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Bad OPSEC will lead to some terrifying situations. Don’t be retardio.

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This isn’t related to ETHCC but say it again with me, “do not be retardio”.

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Are you playing around with DeFi this week? Be cautious. A bad actor is hacking domains. Don’t make any unfortunate clicks and lose it all.

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Jmo with the PSA.

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If you don’t lose all of your coins to a hack, you could lose them all at the casino instead. This industry is full of ways to lose your money. Isn’t Pollak on vacation?

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To Bitcoin! Orange man is heading to a conference. Trump has been confirmed as a speaker at Bitcoin 2024 in Nashville. Pump my bags!

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Many are optimistic that a change at the White House will be a catalyst for a more favourable regulatory environment. The SEC are already backtracking on some of their claims. Paxos are in the clear.

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But it doesn’t mean much as the chart has already basically gone to zero.

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Ryan Salame has an ongoing legal situation of his own. The former FTX man is looking forward to his time behind bars if the vote goes to Biden.

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He also spent some time this week throwing shade towards the Backpack team. Yikes.

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When vetting projects many view an audit from a legitimate firm as a good sign. Azflin thinks a combination of femboy and eepy is the way to go. For those of you not down with the kids, we also learned today that “eepiest” means “sleepiest”. You learn something new every day.

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Speaking of bringing in the big guns, Iggy Azalea has loaned out all of her tokens to DWF and Wintermute. This is bullish, right?

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While some celebrities make real moves, others try to move markets with their $5k positions. NGMI. Rekt again.

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And that's all for this week! See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com