Newsletter #304 - Strategizing With The Fellas

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We have a lot to get through this week, so we’ll get right to it. If you bought the top of the last bull, you might be just about breaking even. It’s time to pop the champagne!

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Since we published the last newsletter, Trump appeared at Bitcoin 2024 in Nashville and his appearance became a focal point of the week. Before the conference rumours were circulating about a “strategic Bitcoin reserve”. A crazy thought just a few years ago, but it was announced.

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Here’s the full speech if you missed it.

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As expected, there were some spicy clips shared on CT.

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Tooker Kurlson delivered.

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Who is this woman?

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Udi thinks that if you that speech didn’t make you bullish, you need to grow up. Some are NGMI.

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And Jordi spent some time speculating what the fellas at the golf course would be talking about.

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One fella who is giga-bullish is Robert Kennedy Jr. His speech at Bitcoin 2024 received rave reviews. It turns out he’s almost all-in.

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We also learned in Nashville that more of the political illuminati are bullish.

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Imagine.

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Enough of the political elite, what were the Bitcoiners up to at the conference? Jameson sported a wizard hat.

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And the DAC (Director of Autistic Communications) of Shitcoin.com, Bryan Micon, turned into an MC.

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We also learned that Mandrik got married over the weekend!

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Wait, he didn’t get married to Evan?

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Who are we to judge?

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Jmo had some choice words about what he saw going on at Bitcoin 2024. He didn’t like the fed and celebrity dickriding.

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One overnight celebrity who made an appearance at the event was Hailey Welch, aka the “Hawk Tuah” girl. She wants Ross to be freed!

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And she was getting an education in memes.

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While many were quite open to Hailey spitting all over the conference, other “celebrities” were not as welcome. Razzlekhan was mincing around.

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We wonder what she thought of the strategic reserve announcement!

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Nashville was a wild place last weekend.

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Regulation has been a hot topic lately. Jimmy Song wants things to be strict. Udi thinks Jimmy is a loser. Legend.

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The Republicans are winning the Bitcoin vote as of right now and the Democrats don’t like it.

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However, those in power are flexing and moving around some of the Silk Road bitcoins. RIP.

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If the current government sell the bitcoins, then Trump has to buy them back anyway… right? Right?

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We might have shot ourselves in the foot here folks.

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cRyPtO iS a ThReAt!

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Those currently in charge are pushing ahead with their attack but with some new definitions.

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And that BTC you used to buy drugs on Silk Road might be going to Ukraine. Did you give your BTC to zelensky anon?

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We do not want to live out this nightmare.

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Unless you have been living under a rock this week, you will have undoubtably seen the Olympic shooters going viral. Industry memes would ensue.

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Where does Solana fit into all of this? Here is the demographic they are targeting.

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This isn’t hard. All you have to do is buy the coins with the animals on them.

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Maybe Jmo didn’t buy the coins with animals on them.

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Is the market going up or down? Will we ever escape the chop? Ansem is sitting out for a while. Way too much hate on bearposts for his liking.

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You are far too conservative. Kek.

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VanEck pushed out their own prediction. This might be bearish.

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Speaking of price targets, Does Vitalik have a girlfriend? To $10,000 with haste.

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Some wouldn’t have it any other way than this next meme.

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While Vitalik surrounds himself with women, Justin Sun was creating AI images of his birthday.

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The man has too many fingers.

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Meanwhile, Avalanche were partnering with the California DMV. Is this bullish?

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Over on Ethereum, it turns out you can accidentally send WETH to the WETH contract. Paraswap did an oopsie.

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Have you ever heard about Humpy? Neither had we until now.

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Speaking of “attacks”, here is how things are looking over at Kujira.

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Zach knows the future.

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Will Zach be investigating this one too?

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The guy who tells you about fashion is not a fan of our industry. RIP.

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Walburgers don’t seem to like USDC either.

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In other terrible news, a female cat isn’t replying to cat.

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We round this off we an interesting look into your future. This version of 2026 doesn’t sound so fun.

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And that's all for this week! See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com