Newsletter #307 - Bullposting & Underperformance

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We are back! We were hoping you would all be giga-bullish on our return but we aren’t there just yet. Bitcoin continues to play with your emotions as it bounces around $60K. If you had followed the “sell in May and walk away” advice, you could have touched grass. But where is the fun in that?

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The whales are fighting over $60K. Jordi here with the spice.

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While we do not know the identity of the Binance whale Jordi is referring to, we do know that Kole is betting big on the market tanking. We hope he’s wrong.

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Bitcoin is resilient. The Mt. Gox FUD we had over the last few months has effectively meant nothing, gg.

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The degenerates needed a new chain to gamble on and Justin Sun would provide. We have no idea how long the Tron meta will last but at least they have a really solid refund system in place.

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He could wake up at any moment. This man hunts shorts for breakfast.

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Justin is the king of bullposting. Vitalik on the other hand does not have a great track record. However, he has decided to answer the battle cries of his followers with what can only be described as the one of the most autistic bullposts of the year.

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He’s starting to understand he doesn’t have to work so hard for engagement.

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Over on Solana the shitcoins keep on coming. This has to be the worst meta so far. RIP.

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When you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Embrace the blueprint.

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You don’t have to turn to memecoins to get it all back. You could kidnap and extort former employees of a project that rugged you instead!

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You browse CT everyday and hope you can extract some alpha. You lever up on the regular. But still, you have nothing to your name. You are underperforming.

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When is someone going to build what we actually need?

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It's worth noting though that we are so PRE right now. This edging is killing us.

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We round this one off with a great read if the market is boring you. Be naturally intelligent. Take all of the drugs. Become a retard. Win. Is this alpha?

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That's all for now. We will see you next week.

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Team Shitcoin.com