Newsletter #309 - Sentiment In The Gutter

Hi Shitcoiners,

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With the summer behind us, you might might been expecting some positive price action in September. Or shall we say in “sUPtember”. Is this going to be the month that we are so back?

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Unfortunately, it’s not looking good out there. Welcome to the “I didn’t sell” club.

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RIP.

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Arthur tweeted that he thinks sub $50K is a possibility. He fancied a cheeky short. Are you brave enough, anon?

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Blank is so convinced $56K won’t hold that he’s prepared to lick his own nuts. Luckily for him, no nut-licking is in his future.

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We miss everything being in up only mode. Those were the days. This time around the sell-side is looking pretty jacked.

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However, there are some glimmers of hope. Scottie Pippen is a crypto influencer now and and is having dreams about Satoshi. You can’t make this shit up.

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If all else fails, maybe Saylor will bootstrap a McDonald’s spin-off and we can all work there instead.

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If you are heading to Singapore in September you may be excited for the Eric Wall vs Iggy Azalea debate at Breakpoint. Eric thinks celebrity coins are bad. Iggy thinks otherwise. They have been going at it on CT.

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We also thought it was unrealistic for a prolific shitposter to have a woman’s number.

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We will just leave this here.

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In other news, the Vitalik hate continues and the memes have been flowing.

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While Vitalik takes the heat, Justin is in his lane. He’s moisturized. Happy. Focused. Flourishing.

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This market downturn is the perfect opportunity to take up some new hobbies!

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The potential plot twists are endless, especially when you consider how wild this industry is.

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Here’s another potential source of inspiration. What happens when you run away with your customers money? Here’s an epic read about what was almost the biggest read in Turkey’s history.

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