Newsletter #310 - "This Is the Final Shakeout Before New Highs"
Hey Shitcoiners,
If you have not been shaken out, we salute you. You are likely battered and bruised after the bumpy summer but it’s important to retain whatever hopium you still have. This could be the final shakeout.
Confucius knew what was up.
So you trade on a single monitor in your mom’s basement and this market is confusing you anon? Don’t worry, the quants with their giga-brain setups have no idea what is going on either.
Where are the Ethereum buyers at? Evidently health is improving. A reduction in strokes means only one thing.
There were some presidential debates this week! Gwart had some ideas about how it would go down. Potentially wild scenes.
Toly was tweeting about the debate. It is now clear that Hayden is not a fan of Solana.
Hayden could be a leader of Ethereum but he’s not who the people want. They want Vitalik. Unfortunately though keeps selling off his coins. That was the last one, he promises.
Girlfriends are bad.
Did the Friend.Tech team get girlfriends too? Their team have removed all admin and ownership rights to prevent future changes.
If they don’t have any girlfriends yet, they can always acquire a few with the wealth they have acquired in the last 6 months.
RIP.
After everyone thought it was so over and we saw a 40% drop in token price, the team jumped onto X to clarify that the platform will continue.
However, if you were not on the team, the likelihood you made money on the token is minimal. Machi Big Brother spent more than the current market cap on tokens and has been left holding the bag.
Back to Solana! Here’s some bedtime reading for the you dorks.
The comments delivered.
Coinbase made the news this week as they launched cbBTC.
The reception was mixed. Is cbBTC good for DeFi when Coinbase can freeze and blacklist your address?
His Excellency is not a fan.
With so many tokens to choose from it’s important to know what not to buy. There are some tell tale signs.
Here’s another exceptional use of the word “real”. There are only a few things that could get a shitcoiner out of a coma.
CT never fails to deliver when it comes to memes. Bold Leonidas has been a regular feature in the Shitcoin.com newsletter over the last two years. This man keeps on shipping!
We round this one off with an important OPSEC post. The world is a scary place. Be careful out there.
That's all for this week. See you next time.
Team Shitcoin.com
