Newsletter #311 - Fear Not My Friends

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Our bags are pumping and the Shitcoin.com team, along with a large chunk of the industry is in Singapore. Who’s here?

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The KOLs flew in on a chartered flight from Dubai. We get the thinking behind this but in all honesty, this sounds horrific.

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Speaking of Key Opinion Leaders, here is a list of the “top voices in web3” that you never knew existed.

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With TOKEN2049, Solana Breakpoint and Formula 1 all in the same week, the side events were pulling in sizeable liquidity.

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The berachain event even had some special bathroom activations!

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Vitalik is in Singapore and his appearance at TOKEN2049 was highly anticipated. He delivered an impactful performance that is likely not good for your bags.

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Is there still hope?

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Imagine being an Ethereum community member and having to sleep at night knowing you have been outperformed by bcash.

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Eric Wall was set to debate Iggy Azalea in a battle of the ages at Breakpoint. Here are 3 minutes you are never getting back.

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But it was not meant to be. Supposedly dancers doing the splits in front of Eric and grinding on him was a step too far for the organizers.

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In other celebrity news, an unverified report here from Autism Capital.

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Saylor and Saifedean sat down and discussed yields on Bitcoin. Saylor thinks lending to JP Morgan is risk free? Ooft.

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Circle are joining JP Morgan in New York! We doubt that ZachXBT will be a guest of honor at the office opening party.

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Neither will Ryan Salame, he’ll be busy meditating in a 6 by 8 foot concrete room.

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Will Lil Xan be joining him soon? Imagine having 300 million streams on your song and having to run your audience for $700. NGMI.

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We round this one off with a harsh reality. Broke is broke.

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That's all for this week. See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com