Newsletter #315 - Memecoins, Merch & Bull Posting

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Before we jump into the newsletter this week we have a special announcement. Shitcoin.com made the cut in the HBO bitcoin documentary! Word on the street is we have a new, limited run of merch coming very soon. Drop us a DM on Twitter and tell us why you are worthy of receiving one.

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Bitcoin is closing in on all-time high. The timeline is as bullish as ever. How do you fill the time while digital gold slowly grinds it’s way up? You do some degenerate memecoin gambling. Ansem’s followers are balls deep.

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Murad has emerged as a main character but don’t go calling him “Memecoin Jesus”. He is just a regular guy like you and me.

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Hmm.

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The memecoin game is not for the faint hearted.

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Speaking of shitcoins, the FBI have been outed. This isn’t a great look.

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Donald Trump is now in the DeFi game. Do we live in a simulation?

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However, if you were eagerly looking for a quick multiple on WLFI, you might be in for a rough time. It’s not transferable and is locked. RIP.

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On the other side of election race, Kamala is trying to win the black male vote.

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Chris Larsen donating to Kamala Harris is not “crypto warming up to Harris”. This is actually just some S-tier cuck behaviour.

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Let’s zoom out. If you don’t fancy spending your days in the trenches there is an easy trade sitting right in front of you.

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Huge.

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Well he didn’t say that exactly but he is still bullish. We’ll take it.

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Blockstream are loading up!

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Over on Ethereum it’s not looking as good. In fact, it’s looking a little bleak. ETH bulls are in tears.

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Vitalik isn’t interested in pumping your bags. He has other more pressing issue on his mind.

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It looks like we might have got to the bottom of it. If he was lifting then your ETH bags might be at all time high.

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What could have been.

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Imagine being outperformed by one of the most “down only” charts in history?

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For those of you that are more technically inclined, Ameen thinks we’re just making stuff up.

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Speaking of DeFi, Kraken did a thing.

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Another week, another solid read from Arthur. This time he managed to incorporate skiing, war and crypto into the same article. Genius.

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He’s also holding degen events at Cafe Hayes in Singapore!

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While Arthur hits the slopes, CZ is integrating back into normie life. He’ll be in Dubai for Binance Blockchain Week. We are intrigued to see some photos. We really hope he’s super jacked after the time inside.

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Speaking of prison, Ryan Salame is heading behind bars today as he starts his 7.5 year sentence. This is quite something.

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And the comments are elite.

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That's all for this week. See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com