Newsletter #316 - Inevitable

Hi Shitcoiners,

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Another week of praying for all-time high has passed. We aren’t there yet but it’s only a green dildo or two away. While you wait, there’s no better way to fill your time than with the Shitcoin.com newsletter! To kick things off let’s remember how different $69K felt this time.

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Michael Saylor has been a fan favourite since he started buying. However, he’s fallen out of favour with his cuck behaviour.

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The ECB are as salty as they come. They have been permabears for years as they have attempted to downplay the industry. Now their message is it’s unfair if you are late to the party!

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bItCoIn Is So UnFaIr.

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It doesn’t matter what the message is for now, in 10 years some things are just inevitable.

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As the US elections heat up, the American crypto enjoyoors are pushing for pro-crypto candidates.

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In other Bitcoiner news, Luke Dashjr thinks Peter Todd poses no threat in his upcoming debate. Either that or his 13 year old is a gigabrain.

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Luke Dashjr hates tokens on Bitcoin. We can’t imagine what he would think about the emergence of AI coins. The terminal of truths AI has been spewing outputs and degens have been buying coins it allegedly supports. GOAT, the first coin from the AI has had a controversial week. It pumped to an astronomical market cap of $500M before going back to down $250M. Why? A typo made many think it may not actually be AI.

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However, degens know no boundaries. The market cap now sits at ~$700M. Are you in pain, anon?

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Bold doesn’t miss a beat.

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But he has caught some heat from a garbage-shilling “KOL”. Jmo jumped in.

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The memecoin meta doesn’t seem to be going away. Supposedly if we don’t believe in them we can’t play anymore. RIP.

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Here’s an excellent, if slightly unsettling analogy from Cousin.

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Getting screwed by a liquidity-free coin like Cosmos is a really nasty way to spend your year.

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However, some real utility is around the corner. We hear Block Chain is coming soon. A meme-focused L2 from the $BITCOIN guys!

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For many, 2024 was about farming the EIGEN airdrop. If you did congrats! Now don’t go clicking any links on their Twitter.

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We are happy to announce that His Excellency, the new prime minister of Liberland has received his passport.

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We round this one off with a story from Racer. RIP Adam Cochran.

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That's all for this week. See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com