Newsletter #318 - Orange Man, Orange Coin, We Are So Back!

Hey Shitcoiners,

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It was a big week! You will be well aware that Trump is heading back to the White House. With that news came a new all-time high for Bitcoin and lots of hopium. In this week’s newsletter we share some of the best bits in the build up and aftermath of a historic day. We are so back. Wake up losers.

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Bullish.

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With Trump winning the bull posting would reach extraordinary heights. Senator Lumis shared some all-caps about the strategic Bitcoin reserve that Trump was teasing at the Bitcoin 2024.

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The US government is looking the most crypto-friendly it has ever been!

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Pump it.

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Trump has promised that Ross will be released on day one. We can only hope that he keeps to his word. Free the man!

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Equal joy may also be felt if in a drastic change crypto becomes tax free.

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Screw the polls, follow the money instead. Polymarket and other betting platforms have been the real sentiment check in recent months. Some won big, others lost mansions. RIP to our little predictor!

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Where did it all go wrong for the democrats? Paul Graham here with some thoughts.

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The dems evidently don’t read the comments!

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Thank you for your assistance Senator Warren and Mr Gensler.

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Oh, Gary.

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They fucked around and found out.

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If you thought this was all pure coincidence, take a look at these numbers. The industry dropped some bags to help make this happen.

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The Economist are not our friends. If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.

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In more bullish news, retail isn’t even in the room yet.

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How did you trade the election? Jordi had some alpha and it played out exactly as he expected.

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With the election came the return of a great. Cobie is back!

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GCR is also back.

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Suspicious.

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“I’m getting married Peter”.

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So here we are. Trump has been elected. Cobie is bull posting and meanwhile you cucks are arguing about rollups.

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We will leave this next tweet for you to click, the spice is at the bottom of the image.

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So everyone is buying ETH now?

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If you thought the novel use cases for ETH were running a bit dry you need to head to Canada.

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Ethereum has been in down-only mode since Vitalik allegedly got a girlfriend. For the ETH fans amongst you, this could all have been stopped if Trump had made it to a consecutive second term.

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To memecoins! Be honest with yourself, your significant other has little to no idea about the extend of your shitcoin addiction. It’s probably for the best.

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We don’t know if Murad has a significant other but with his wallets doxxed, he is getting a lot of offers!

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If you make your millions on memecoins in the upcoming golden bull, be careful. Here’s a cautionary tale from Canada.

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How did you handle the last cycle? All you really had to do was sit on your hands and DCA like Saylor. Many of you overcomplicated things and got rekt. There’s always next time though!

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We round this one off with a glimpse into the future. Those of some solid Ethereum gains.

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That's all for this week. See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com