Newsletter #319 - It's "We Are All Geniuses" Szn

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Another big week in the books! We have a lot to get through so we’re going to jump right into it. Are you feeling powerful?

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We are the new wealthy elite.

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The midcurvers think it’s already over but what if? We are confident we can take more mind-melting highs.

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There’s nothing wrong with taking profit but are you really going to sell before the boomers have bought?

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Bitcoin led the charge as we reached the $90,000 mark. $100K feels within reach.

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And for the first time since 2021, we are outpacing inflation!

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They thought you were crazy. Now you are this guy.

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However, we still haven’t started getting the messages yet.

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If you don’t think you are retail, we have something we have to tell you.

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Wen market cap greater than gold?

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The rally following Trump’s election has been enjoyable to say the least. Here’s a prediction about the strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Eventually everyone is a genius.

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Trump’s win isn’t good for some. It’s looking like Gary’s days are numbered. RIP.

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With $100K on the horizon, it’s time to think even bigger. Be selfish. Be like Gwart. Your bloodline will thank you.

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Trump has promised to free Ross on day one and support has been building. The hawk tuah girl is on team Ross.

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Free Ross!

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Speaking of pardons, here’s an article about why Roger Ver should be on the list too.

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While some are freed, others are catching some heat.

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Is someone upset that their Kamala bet got rekt?

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This isn’t real but imagine.

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That’s enough ‘murica for now. Nayib has been buying Bitcoin on his phone for years now. His bags are looking great!

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It hasn’t been going quite as well for Ethereum holders. Welcome to hell.

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Many in the Ethereum community are in Bangkok this week for Devcon! The side events are popping.

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Life in BKK is all about rolling the dice.

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Worth billions of dollars. Still stuck on the BTS.

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Bangkok, you either love it or hate it. Satsdart hates it.

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Some are having a good time though!

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The biggest news coming out of the conference was “Beam Chain”. The major upgrade has rejuvenated the community! But guess what? Realistically it won’t be ready until 2030.

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When at a conference be your own person. See the talks you want to see. Some people are just built different.

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This looks like a fun side event from CZ. We have to know about the questions…

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In other CZ news, FTX are coming after him.

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However, more importantly, where is Trabucco?

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To memecoins. DOGE is up massively this week. Forget everything you have ever been taught about investing. This is a new paradigm.

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You are all geniuses.

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Bid now for retirement.

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Or sell too early and regularly check how much you paperhanded.

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It could always be worse!

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We choose abundance, spiritual wealth and we are open to love and blessings.

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As the charts go vertical, it’s important to look out for top signals. In this next segment we have some of our favourites from the week. We hope we are wrong but if this ends up being some sort of top, we will forever say we called it… we never sell though.

First up, Randi Zuckerberg is back.

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Really scared rn.

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“It feels just like the Bulls in ’91!”

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This next one is not a top signal but a reminder not to always follow others blindly. Capo missed the move. Obviously this is all a part of the plan though!

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In our penultimate post, a shoutout to those of you waking up sporadically in the night to check the charts. Don’t stress, it’s okay to be locked in during times of extreme greed.

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To round this one off, 14 years ago today we first heard the word “Shitcoin”. What a time to be alive.

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That's all for this week. See you next time.

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Team Shitcoin.com