Newsletter #325 - Locked In This Christmas

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Happy holidays! Before you get into one of the final newsletters of 2024, we suggest you check out the latest episode of Wage Cucking With Jmo. Guy from Ethena was the guest this week. It is well worth watching.

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We are also happy to share that Ethena governance commentary is available in Creole!

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Have you been locked in this holiday season? If you haven’t, remember that fumbling the bag may lead to your bloodline not getting the education they deserve.

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Unfortunately locking in now is not about timing the sells on your insane spot bag gains. You will be deciding if you should move to stables or buy more dips.

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It’s not looking good for Buterin Airlines.

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Some people are just NGMI.

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It wasn’t just Ethereum that went down and CT reacted. Here is some A-grade copy pasta.

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Now is the time to stay alive. You can’t hit a 100x degen play from a coffin.

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Many were allegedly comfy.

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The aliens might be landing in the US but sometimes other situations take priority.

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Don’t be like Wojak.

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Always remember to zoom out in times of panic. If this is your first rodeo look around and you will see that those from bull runs gone by are still hodling. You can’t FUD us out of our bags.

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While CT went into meltdown, there was some good news. Bitcoin is no longer being cited as dead by mainstream media!

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If you are reading this then the likelihood that you are going to win is high.

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Hyperliquid could do no wrong as their airdrop created an “up only” chart out of thin air. It was only a matter of time before they would have to contend with some FUD. Tay sounded the alarm. The DPRK have been on the other side of your winning trades.

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AH! THE DPRK IS TESTINGGGGG!

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TLDR.

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You are not alone with your ETH losses.

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Is it all a part of the plan?

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Anons began to panic.

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We don’t know about you guys but most of our perp volume has been testing so far.

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Luckily for all of us Hyperliquid have updated their terms. Bullish.

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It was only a matter of time before the Hyperliquid team responded. All is fine.

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This whole situation started raising some questions about exactly how validators work. Oh.

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Oh?

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Bold should probably stick to the art. No one wants to become Taiki 2.0.

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Hey Jeff, a word please.

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We haven’t had a catastrophic meltdown in a few months. Which one goes first?

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Yikes.

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In other major project news, Bybit launched their Shariah compliant accounts with no interest. CT did what CT does.

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To Taiki now. The famous rotatooor has been getting podcast hosts into spicy debates with their parents.

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The man just can’t seem to stop buying the top!

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Never stop retail Jesus.

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Luckily for Taiki, CL had a scientific explanation for the coincidences.

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Fartcoin was not included on Murad’s infamous “Memecoin Supercycle” list. Many have round tripped as a result. Fs in the chat.

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Should we be suspicious?

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If you enter the memecoin arena you should know what you are getting yourself into. However, some are thrust into it without much consent. Siqi found himself with a sizeable bag of a token named after his daughter, who is fighting a rare brain tumour.

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The bag kept growing.

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At least in this case you degenerates aren’t giving away your net worth to rugpullers and snipers, it’s going to a good cause!

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Moo Deng is a staple and now she has a daddy. His is Vitalik Buterin.

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Do you remember how the Chill Guy artist threatened legal action against the people behind the memecoin due to copyright infringement? Allegedly he stole it.

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He’s just a chill guy.

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Supposedly though the Vietnamese publication “borrowed” it from him. This is a developing story.

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In a similar art vein, Gwart caught up with Charlotte Fang, the creator of Milady!

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A new project just dropped with some big hitters from the Milady ecosystem involved. Solve bounties. Win NUMBER.

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Over on AptOS (so that is really how you spell it?) they have lost their leader. The man with the luscious locks is out.

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Kek.

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We will just leave this here.

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You learn something new every day.

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Imagine having a chain with no users or founders? Wouldn’t be Avalanche. Emin is in for the long term.

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With AptOS losing their leader, others are also experiencing a downfall. Richard Heart has made it to a chart that no one wants to be on.

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The victim has been identified.

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We round this one off today with our “top signal” segment. There is alpha to be gained on platforms other than X.

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Frank called it.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com