Newsletter #326 - Sit On Your Bags

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Welcome to 2025! If you were wondering what the Shitcoin.com team thinks will happen this year, check out this special episode of Wage Cucking With Jmo. They ran through their predictions from last year and hypothesised how 2025 would turn out. Don’t miss it.

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Read between the lines!

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You might have been hoping your Bitcoin would be worth more than $100k this Christmas but unfortunately we dipped. A measly ~12% decline sent many on the timeline bearish. A new meme template just dropped.

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Don’t worry. Those who have been around for a while know how this usually goes.

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The bullish news would keep coming thick and fast. Morgan Stanley think their retail users are ready to buy magical internet money.

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Pump it.

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2025 could be the year that you get so disgustingly rich that you no longer need to bother being a good person. This is how astronomically up you could be.

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That CryptoFinally post would work well as clickbait on a crypto/money hustle YouTube video. This is how we communicate success.

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How are your AI bags anon? You are either doing very well on those or you are holding a phat bag of EIGEN in hopes it one day takes off. Gwart has advised you to not have any part in the latter.

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Wait, so you’re telling us all of this value is based on ChatGPT wrappers?

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At least the ai16z dev had a spectacular year!

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One man who did not have a good year is Do Kwon. He has been extradited and has pled not guilty to US fraud charges. He’s looking so slim these days!

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There are some very important polls which need your attention. Click and see the results. We were not shocked.

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Keeping up with our crime segment, Jesse Pollak wants the intel but this CT member understood that snitches get stitches.

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With the way some people in this industry conduct themselves, it’s not unthinkable that we have Squid Game IRL very soon.

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To Tether now. The FUD of last week feels like a lifetime ago but we thought we’d just insert this golden nugget from Paolo. Jealousy is not a good look.

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Is this the game, set, match part that the morons on CT/YouTube missed?

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Here’s a fun throwback. You might remember when the Binance intern posted “that” meme. Binance can never escape.

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Is it all getting too much? If you want some time away from the industry but have a crippling screen addiction, join CL on Google Maps. You’ll be on safari in just a few clicks.

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When the market is dipping and your leverage longs are underwater, you will realise you need other ways to win over the ladies. We got you covered.

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There might not be a hack to save some money on Tungsten cubes but when you finally get that girlfriend, there are innovative solutions.

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Before we go we have some bullish talk from Cobie. Up only.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com