Newsletter #327 - Remain Bullish

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We hope you are all surviving the great bear market of January 2025. There are many dips on the road to Valhalla. While we wait for whatever is next, let’s dive into some of the best bits of the week.

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It was all feeling a little too easy at $100k. The market is humbling.

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Have we entered a new paradigm?

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Ansem’s hit rate has been likened to a blind sniper in a sandstorm with no gun. Some of CT get the feeling the top is not in.

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At times like these a GCR message is very timely. He has a simple message. Stop looking for top signals and don’t get liquidated. GMI.

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Some think one catalyst for this recent downturn was the news that the US government has been cleared to sell billions of dollars of Silk Road BTC. This surprisingly comes just a few weeks before Trump is brought into office. Will he have to buy it all back?

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On the topic of Trump, Luke Dashjr who famously hates Ordinals, thinks that the orange man is performing a state attack with his new trading cards. This timeline is wild.

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The industry has been uplifted by the news of Trump’s imminent arrival at the Oval Office. We can only hope these coordinated attacks on the industry are a thing of the past.

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If the strategic reserve comes to fruition and is a big hit, the White House could be seeing a Saylor-esque makeover in the near future.

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What happens when BTC dumps? ETH dumps more. Your relationship with the ETH/BTC chart is toxic.

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Ethereum enjoyooors are prepared to let the AI overlords take over if it means another chance at all-time high!

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Are you looking for alpha during this market downturn? Maybe Burniske can win you over with his bull-case for TIA.

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Don’t fall for it. He’s up 5000x. Don’t be his exit liquidity.

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In a slightly sexual segue, Taiki had some choice words for Udi in this next exchange. Click for green dildos.

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The first wave of AI coins has come under plenty of criticism. Clanker Ansem is on a dip if that’s your thing.

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If the market is getting you down let us divert your attention to something more normie. Foo has returned with a very important question.

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From espresso machines to watches. Richard Heart is on the run allegedly. He left Finland so fast that he left behind some of biggest flex items.

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So you might be asking, what next? We hear prices could go up or down.

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Whatever happens, remember there are some things are bigger than yourself. Believe in something.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com