Newsletter #328 - Not Calm Before The Storm

Gm Shitcoiners,

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Another week of endless spicy content awaits in the build up to Trump taking over at the White House. We should have a spicy few weeks and months ahead! To kick things off this week's edition of the newsletter, a throwback to a few days ago when the timeline was screaming “it is so over”. We hope for your sake you didn’t get spooked by the bond yield FUD!

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If you did, you just gave Saylor an opportunity to buy more.

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With Trump’s inauguration just days away, the industry is pumped. An overhaul of US crypto policy seems like a good start.

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The fact Trump is asking some of the industry big-hitters to visit Mar-A-Lago is surely a good sign. Bullish.

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The incoming Treasury Secretary holds $500k via an ETF. The timeline is delivering.

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2025 is looking like a big year in ‘Murica!

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If a boomer told you that real estate was a safe asset, share this tweet with them immediately.

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People will do anything to get their hands on some magic internet money.

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From one work out art to another. Check out the statue cryptograffiti created for the Finney Freedom Prize. Elite.

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David Bailey reminded us of the Greenpeace truck debacle. Was this really the work of Kamala or does it give off XRP smear campaign vibes to you?

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They work in the shadows and have now allegedly got XRP on the new head honcho’s radar. Meanwhile, Vitalik has been adopting a hippo on the other side of the world.

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However, CT have identified a workaround.

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Back to Vitalik’s whereabouts. Is he still in Asia or was he in the US all along?

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Unfortunately he is not goin to pump your bags from wherever he is. Ethereum holders must execute on the following plan. Get him to the Rogan studio is Austin with haste. Your net worth is in this man’s hands.

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The word on the grapevine is there are some changes brewing at the Ethereum Foundation. There may be some hope.

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But while we wait for that, they did a thing! They made a boomer post on X to let you know that they are still there. They are ready to sell the top once again.

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Namaste.

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Do you think Ethereum is heading in the right direction? Toly stepped in and shared his thoughts. He thinks the direction we are being shown is 95% marketing. RIP.

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Nice dig.

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This doesn’t look too far away from what we imagine an EF meeting looks like.

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A reminder that Bitcoin keeps touching $100k. Your ETH bags meanwhile…

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Tether are undoubtably one of the most profitable businesses in the space and now they are moving to Bitcoin country.

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In other big hitter news, Justin Sun loves inserting himself into ongoing narratives. He is a big fan of crossovers. The obvious solution to the TikTok ban in the US is letting Justin, a man of the people, acquire it. His country of birth may unfortunately prove to be a stumbling block.

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But we have learned never to doubt His Excellency. Let him cook and stop asking questions.

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When it comes to yield, if it sounds too good to be true then it probably is. Usual Money announced a revenue switch which meant users could no longer redeem 1:1. Many got rekt selling into the floor. Yikes.

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There is always a catch.

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mi tink me gwan manipulate.

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Another corner of crypto full of manipulation is pump.fun! Have you lost funds while degen’ing on Solana? You may be eligible for a payout!

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Fartcoin was made on pump.fun but the origins of the founder remained unknown… until now.

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You might enjoy the thrill of chasing the next meta but just remember, if you bought BTC and XRP a couple of years ago you could have been sipping margaritas on a tropical island by now.

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Instead, you are glued to your screen hoping you can time the top.

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This echo chamber was built for those with no motivation or talent.

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But if you fall into that last category, know you can be much more more knowledgeable than Dave Portnoy with a little light reading. GMI.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com