Newsletter #330 - Embrace The Chaos

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Another rollercoaster of a week is in the books. Before we get to all of the shenanigans, do you think this is where we are in the cycle?

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Trump’s government have got off to a lively start. Executive orders have been signed like there is no tomorrow. However, the question still on everyone’s lips is “wen Strategic Bitcoin Reserve?”. Have some patience, the Czar and his team are cooking.

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The FUD campaigns of the past feel long gone. Here is an interesting story that has come to light. The irony!

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Over in Europe they are not doing themselves any favours and seem determined to lag behind. You should be super bearish on the ECB.

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We repeat. We should be super bearish on the ECB.

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If you were wondering what Gensler would do post-SEC, we now have our answer. He’s heading to MIT!

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Queue the MIT hiring freeze.

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Gary’s SEC would have never let Trump get away with this!

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But hey, progress is progress.

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The ratios are healing.

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Many in the community are upset because their coins are no longer at all-time high. We really can’t believe it either.

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We are sorry if you got Murad’d.

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It’s good to remember that things could be worse. You didn’t buy any of these 18,000 tokens did you?

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In other Solana-related news, did you know you can just DM the founder of Solana and get an intro? What a time to be alive.

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His tweets tell you that he somehow has time on his hands.

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To Ross Ulbricht. Word on the street is that he is already raising for something new. This is unverified at this stage.

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We do find that headline hard to believe when he is slowly assimilating back into society. Welcome back, Ross!

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Ross was on the pardon list but unfortunately Roger will not be making the cut according to Elon. Luke Dashjr dropped some heat in response.

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Meanwhile on Ethereum, users are still seething after the weak attempt at engagement from the Ethereum Foundation. It’s not looking good.

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There are very obvious solutions to this problem.

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Ethereum L2s are getting out of control too! Can we please get HR on the line.

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Many in the community want Ethereum to succeed. Arthur shared some motivational words from the top of a mountain. The path to success is not as complicated as you might think.

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This man is the embodiment of our industry.

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You can climb mountains or you can buy fast cars. When you have made it there will be signs.

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Max made it.

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Do you sit there all day clicking buttons anon? Jmo is outperforming you as he barely lifts a finger.

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We are learning more details about the Ledger co-founder kidnapping story. They also took his wife!

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And mutilated his finger… this got dark very quickly.

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Follow David for more updates.

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We round this off with something a little more lighthearted. The timeline is full of phrases that could easily be found in your favourite gay dating app. We feel offended.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com