Newsletter #331 - "I Miss The Old Times"

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Sentiment is bleak. Your friends have capitulated. The stories of market participants losing it all on leverage are widespread. We can’t promise this edition of the newsletter will be full of hopium. What we can promise you is an onslaught of hilarious commentary, shenanigans and memes that will get you through this market downturn. We miss the old times.

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Many lost this week. The fact you are reading this suggests you are still in the game. You can make it all back.

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They are taking the house!

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It wasn’t the largest liquidation event in history but it was the largest of 2025 so far. If only they knew.

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You have full ported and that’s okay. Being a community member isn’t so bad!

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If you are new around here, it has been much, much worse.

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While the market took a hit, Saylor rebranded. The reviews were mixed.

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He must be hoping that this time is different.

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Don’t worry everyone. We are only a couple more working groups away from our bags being saved! Hold tight.

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The Czar is Czar’ing.

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Speaking of people in a position of power, one politician was spotted in the trenches and Trump’s son was giving financial advice. The timeline keeps giving.

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Trump Jr is really doing all he can to pump his own bags. World Liberty Finance has not been performing well.

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The Trump-backed project has some heavy ETH bags. Here’s what has happened every time BTC has hit $100k. Down only.

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And if you zoom out it looks even worse!

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Is it dying?

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RIP.

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Queue the memes!

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Fake news but this would be hilarious.

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In times of need it’s important to look to the leaders of the space for reassurance everything will be okay. Do not look towards Uniswap. Their marketing material is a disaster.

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Your future rests in this mans hands.

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He’s not even a billionaire anymore. How will he pump your bags?!

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The VVV team must have borrowed the “how to rug your holders 101” guide from the Ethereum Foundation.

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It could always be worse. You could have bought Celestia and got Molestia. We don’t want Molestia.

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While the whole market was in the red, Berachain launched! However, it wasn’t without it’s critics.

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It is still early days. How the new L1 plays out is yet to be seen. We have heard that the people behind HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu are doing a thing. Excellent.

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Martin is not bullish on Bera. He is also really bearish on memes.

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The memecoin charts are looking very bad. Taiki has capitulated. Hear all about it on his latest YouTube episode.

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But they said it was the future?

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Mistakes were made.

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You probably need some uplifting content right about now. Well we have just the ticket. Charles Hoskinson is chasing the ladies!

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If you need more bullish content, check out the latest thread from CMS Holdings. We like the charts.

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This is a time for deep comtemplation. Austin Federa here with some universal truths.

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The only exception to the second rules appears to be Paolo. He regularly has to tell us all that “everything is fine”. Tether continues to be perfectly fine. In fact, the company is in huge profit.

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