Newsletter #337 - S-tier Shenanigans

Hey Shitcoiners,

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This isn’t the newsletter for in-depth market analysis. Instead, we have the spiciest content and memes from the past week. Let us begin.

With the price of BTC going sideways after a heavy dip in recent weeks, Saylor bought. Unfortunately we are all still poor.

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But there are glimmers of hope. Those with bullish tendencies think that this is a dip. Dips do have tiers. Your shitters may even be S tier!

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The institutions are supposedly bullish. Unlike the rest of us S tier enjoyooors.

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The crypto VCs are so rekt that they aren’t even bullish on their own investments.

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Speaking of Ethereum, Justin Sun has staked $100m. He is about to unleash the power of staked ETH.

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While Justin buys others sell. From $2.3m in unrealized gains to just above break even. NGMI.

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Get $50. Have fun on fed chain. Fuck you.

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Base is max extracting.

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Solana didn’t have the best week either though. They launched a commercial and then quickly deleted it. Luckily for us the internet never forgets.

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Mr big shoulders is back at it again. He’s keeping a low profile amidst pending investigations and still rugging you.

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It’s not looking good.

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Meme szn might feel over but there is still some innovation happening on the blockchain. These videos are elite.

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Action is limited but members of CT have resorted to new games. We are now hunting whales.

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Did you drop a DM? Must have size.

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Jmo has size but he is not one for non-kosher activities. He is upset about what Hyperliquid brings to the table.

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As we spoke about ethics the whale would continue to size up.

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And he would close for a healthy profit. His size is different to the size CT can muster to hunt him with.

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Hyperliquid.

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Thiccy is back! He was joined by Jordi Alexander on spaces and they produced some S-tier content. Here’s the transcript.

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We can’t believe Taiki would do thiccy dirty like that.

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Here is a fun new segment for you! We received a first class education this week in washing dirty money.

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Alistair said it.

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Nature is healing.

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Richard Heart is also getting rugged in his own way. The SEC are not fans.

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Gwart is not a fan of EigenLayer’s advisory structure either.

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Feels.

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When the market is difficult to trade, what should you be doing? Walk away and touch grass… or simulators.

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If the market is giving you nightmares remember that it could be worse. James Howells has been tormented by a landfill for years.

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As have Michael Jackson discography enjoyoors who paid in BTC in 2012.

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There is hope. The Rolex Index says we haven’t reached euphoria just yet. Let us pray.

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Believe in something.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com