Newsletter #339 – "I Have No Strategy"

Gm,

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We have once again been sent down by Donald and his tariffs. We haven’t entered the shadow realm, in fact BTC has held up relatively well, but this is “I have no strategy” szn.

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Our bags.

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Many on CT are on the hunt for the best places to earn yield. A new wave of innovative pools have emerged.

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The markets are not looking great. Your net worth is bleeding. But always remember, you could be fat-fingering and speedrunning your way to poverty. Don’t let it be you.

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At least Ansem shorted all of these, kek.

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It is in times like these we need a saviour. GCR, we are awaiting your reply.

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Capo has famously been incorrect for years now. We aren’t filled with hope with this latest prediction.

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However, Taiki is becoming an actor. It looks like everything is going to be fine!

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The wage cuck life is looking great here. Check out this quick guide on where you stand with your future employment.

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Or head to the clerb like Arthur. Only re-enter society when the next bull run begins. It looks like a very enjoyable time.

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Speaking of Arthur, he had a big week!

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Gg.

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There is no better time to explore new hobbies. If you hang around long enough, you too may make it to space. Imagine flight #1000 being with SpaceX. This is elite.

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