Shitcoin Newsletter #98 - DOGE, Secret Service sales & more 🕵️‍♂️

Yo Shitcoiners,

Another week, another action packed newsletter for all of you fine pieces of crypto ass. This week we have memes, DOGE, Secret Service sales and more.

Before we deep-dive into this one, let us set a scene from a not-so-distant past. There you are sat at the crypto conference bar. A group of spicy women are having a chit-chat. One walks to the bar. You sense an opportunity. The best pick up line?

Whatever is on your mind of course!

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Here's a hot tip from the Shitcoin.com Newsletter team. Tell a future hot date about that time you got a free $1,000 from this Kurt Cobain lookalike on Twitter.

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Following a series of viral videos on TikTok, DOGE went viral bringing a whole host of noobs into crypto. Bitcoiners and Bitcoin companies responded.

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Meanwhile Bruce has been taking us on his daily walk. We urge you to watch from 0:55 onwards. It’s a Bruce Fenton experience.

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Now to banks. Mike is predicting all of the big boy will have in-house crypto trading desks.

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The government meanwhile will be spying on you.

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On the same topic, Jesse Powell spoke about the forming of Chainalysis by one former Kraken employee. Doesn’t this sort of thing make you want to use Kraken more?

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In other exchange news Uniswap is taking some crypto folks back to the first time they were trading stonks.

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In other news, Chris is watching you San Francisco!

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And Ghislaine was supposedly speaking a lil’ Bitcoin.

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To Ava Labs! AVAX, the eagerly awaiting Avalanche token, had it’s pre-sale rescheduled due to a highly sophisticated DDOS attack on Tokensoft’s systems, who were handling the sale.

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We round this off with a blast from the past and one potential glimpse into the future.

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Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too! You know you want to.

Toodles,

Team Shitcoin.com