Shitcoin.com Newsletter #52 - Ethereum Updates, Bitcoin Games & Memes

Hey Shitcoiners,

Welcome to your weekly dose of shenanigans from Andreas and the Shitcoin.com team. If last week was a little too government/regulation heavy, you may be pleased to know we are back to memes once again!

Oh, and those memes were so good, we thought we’d deliver this week’s newsletter earlier than usual.

But before that, we would like to turn your attention to our multimedia arm. Shitcoin TV released another cracking episode where Andreas and Blake sat down with CEO of SpankChain, Ameen Soleimani. The topic of part one? MolochDAO.

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Don’t forget to check out part two where they run through Ethereum 2.0 and part three with YangDAO as the focus. This is one not to be missed!

Speaking of Ethereum 2.0, we take you to a not too distant future. Vitalik has aged an obscene amount. Oh, and Craig Wright? He’s still throwing around wild claims. Some things never change.

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We would also like to take your attention to another time in the not too distant future, is this a glimpse into your career progression?

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Now to two Shitcoin.com favourites. Daniel Krawisz caught up with Paul Sztorc at the Bitcoin2019 conference.

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One talking point of the interview was what got Paul into Bitcoin in the first place. His answer was one that came from an angle most miss out. Paul validates a project based on if a bunch of drug addicts can use it without cheating.

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If you are ready for a little more Paul Sztorc (we love Paul), here’s a great listen for you. The perfect commute companion if wagecucking is still your thing.

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Now to SideShift AI news! 7 day volume on the rapid coin swap exceeded $815,000 this week. We hear it’s daily volume is closing in on ShapeShift.io, the classic instant coin exchange from ShapeShift.

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Oh, and we also heard on the grapevine that SideShift AI is sponsoring an event over in Tokyo. If Bitcoin Cash is your thing, you should check it out.

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Have you still not had a chance to use SideShift AI? Grab yourself an ACCESS CODE and get shifting by heading here.

Meanwhile if BTC is your thing, we recommend you tune into Mike In Space’s daily mempool forecast. A must watch if you need to learn more about what’s impacting your tx fees!

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Now to another so called public service that doesn’t serve anywhere near enough purpose as Mike’s daily mempool forecast, the Metropolitan Police.

One Twitter troll rekt the Met with a picture of Dorian. FREE DIGGA D!

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Speaking of Satoshi…

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Whoever invented Bitcoin built a network that refuses to die. Even after being declared so countless times.

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A Shitcoin.com favourite, ActualAdvice hasn’t been shitposting too much lately. Explainer below.

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Maybe he should go and hang out with Rassah? Chill by the pool, sip a few cocktails. Talk Bitcoin.

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Now we take your attention to one Twitter user who who did not heed Michael’s hashtag advice above. Instead of #BuyingBitcoin, she bought a shitload of XRP instead.

Why?

Well because XRP is going to $10,000. Duh.

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Speaking of illogical nonsense. Peter McCormack highlighted that a Trezor may be a better rectum filler than gold.

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Now to round this one off, did you ever think there was a similarity between that WoW gold and Bitcoin? There’s a reason all the best tech innovation starts with gaming.

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And there we have it!

To stay in the loop on all the things you need to know, follow Andreas on Twitter. And remember now is your chance to apply for a SideShift AI ACCESS CODE. Join the fun.

See you next time

Shitcoiners!

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