Shitcoin.com Newsletter #7 (August 31st, 2018)
Hello Shitcoiners,
We are about to share with you a story of disgust, prophecy and triumph.
Today friends, we share with you the legend of Romano, the man who ate ass and became the saviour of altcoins.
First let us set the scene. This story came to be during a Bitcoin OG trip to Thailand…
With the market still dragging it’s feet, it’s finally time to have Romano fulfil a prophecy. Legend has it that the sooner he heads to Vegas to meet up with one Ms. Sparks the better. Andreas has been petitioning and he can’t wait any longer.
CNBC have been up to their usual divisive Twitter tricks and the general public seem to think we aren’t any closer to a rebound. Does this mean the opposite is about to happen?
Shitcoin.com’s own Andreas Brekken was there with Romano and ActualAdviceBTC on the day of the prophecy. He confirms the foretelling.
So far, 2018 has been a constant ocean of red. People from all walks of life have been left REKT .
The world of crypto needed a saviour, someone to turn the tide and bring about the next bull run.
Would Romano step up to the plate and fulfil the prophecy?
On August 24th, it was confirmed.
A crypto tweet is often difficult to believe. But this time things were different. The world was watching as Romano would go Vegas to meet his destiny.
The question that we all had was, whose ass would he be eating?
There was only one woman whose ass would be worthy. Miss Brenna Sparks.
A cryptocurrency enthusiast and self proclaimed “cutest advisor on the blockchain” Brenna has a long history of Twitter flirting with Romano.
They’ve exchanged messages.
She even picked up some Viacoin bags.
It was written in the holy cryptographic texts that it must be her.
And so… it was.
Crypto-Twitter erupted.
Even Vice wanted to get in on this truly momentous day in crypto.
And yes, if you were wondering, they got their story.
What do you do after you’ve saved crypto but are still in Vegas hanging out with pornstars?
You party and go to a Snoop Dogg concert.
We may have found ourselves a new Bitcoin Jesus.
Need 100x leverage? Use Andreas’ referral link on BitMEX.
Till next time Shitcoiners!
